Might Be the Only Exciting Thing About Jessica

Queer #1: Whatcha reading?
Queer #2: Jessica Simpson's suing someone.
Queer #3: Let me see.

Queer #2 passes over a folder.

Queer #1: What? No pictures?
Queer #2: It's a lawsuit; there are no pictures in a lawsuit.

--Hampton Jitney

Overheard by: Todd