Dude: It’s all right to be self-conscious about your feces. –L train Overheard by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed Tourist: On the farm, manure smells pretty good. But in the city it just smells like horse shit. –Horse carriages, Central Park South & 5th Ave Man to his dog: Damn, nigga, you betta hurry up an’ shit already. I got places to be! –112th & Amsterdam Hipster guy: The park is open for pooping! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: I went at home Techie on cell: Yeah, you got it: I’m going to troubleshoot the crap out of it. Yeah, you heard me: troubleshoot the crap! –Penn Station Overheard by: Mary Beth Hanlon Dude: All the toilet paper in here is shitty! –Duane Reade, 70th & Broadway Overheard by: Yesenia 8-year-old girl: Let’s play poo-poo! –Green St, Greenpoint Overheard by: twelvis