'Summer Lovin' / Got me Some Sca-aat'

Teenager #1: Guess I'll have a little summer romance.
Teenager #2: Isn't she, like, 30?
Teenager #1: No, more like 19 going on 20.
Teenager #2: Oh.
Teenager #1: I guess I'll go take a dump.

--M11 bus

Overheard by: EriBerryPie