So He Doesn't Cure Social Diseases?

Bartender: Yeah, I know him, he's a professor of social studies at Columbia.
Middle-Aged woman: That's my school! I think it's so great that he's a social worker.
Bartender: Um, he's a professor of social studies.
Middle-Aged woman: Right, a social worker.
Bartender: No, he's a professor of social studies. That doesn't make him a social worker.
Middle-Aged woman: No?

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