Where the Probability Approaches 100% That There Exist Black People

Geek #1: Let's just eat at Applebee's.
Geek #2: Dude, that's like the most expensive Applebee's in the universe.
Geek #1: Not "like". Literally, it is the most expensive Applebee's in the universe.
Geek #2: Ah, not so. In a constantly expanding universe, the probability approaches 100% that somewhere out there exists a more expensive Applebee's.
Geek #1: ...Let's just eat at KFC.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Jeff