Wednesday One-Liners Are Still Behind

Brooklyn guy: All I'm sayin' is it goes without sayin'.

--Brooklyn bound D train

Overheard by: Robert Barry Francos


Hoochie on cell: I don't want that. I'm looking for sauce. Sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce! S-A-U-S-C-E. Sauce!

--Waldbaum's, Whitestone, Queens

Overheard by: Liz the Overheardista


Teen girl: Do you think Christmas will ever be on Friday the 13th?

--Times Square


Woman in elevator: She said 13...Where's 13? What the... fuck? There's no 13. Should I press 12? Or 14? What?...She said 13. Well I'll just press both.

--22nd & Broadway

Overheard by: staring at the button for 13


Elderly woman, regarding painting: Would you look at the detail he put into this. It almost looks two dimensional.

--The Met

Overheard by: s.gothman


Tween boy: Did the dinosaurs come before or after Bible times?

--Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: Omg! He did not just ask that!