We've Taken the Calories in This KFC Chicken and Replaced Them With Styrofoam. Let's See If Our Diners Notice the Difference!

Cashier #1: I've tried to lose weight, but it's hard.
Cashier #2: You just need a diet chicken.
Cashier #1, after a pause: What the hell is a diet chicken?

--Duane Reade, 34th & 8th

Overheard by: Candy