It's Like Catholics Who Get Divorced or Have Abortions

Shiksa girl #1: Oh, now I get it!
Shiksa girl #2: Get what?
Shiksa girl #1: Jews for Jesus. See, Jews don't usually believe in Jesus, but these ones do.
Shiksa girl #2: That totally makes sense. That's why they're called "Jews for Jesus"!
Jewish dude: They're not Jews. They're Christians.
Shiksa girl #2: But it says "Jews for Jesus"!
Jewish dude: If you believe in Jesus, you aren't a Jew.
Shiksa girl #1: I don't get it.

--Uptown 1 train

Overheard by: Lauren Lerner