Tourist guy: Every step is a new adventure! [step] Diesel! [step] Vomit! [step] Urine! –Times Square Overheard by: Carrie Hipster: If you drink someone’s pee ever again, I won’t talk to you. –45th & Lex Drunk chick: I demand a urine scent! –Macdougal Ale House, Macdougal St Dude: I’m serious, guys, use the bathrooms. No more peeing in bottles! –Grand Central Overheard by: eviltwin Woman on cell: Look, I’m sorry I had to use that kind of language on you, but, yo, how you gonna just whip out your penis and start pissin’ on the train with everyone watchin’? –Shea Stadium Overheard by: Juan Chung Mid-20’s woman: Girl, I had to pee so bad but I figured I’d wait for that nigga to cum, and all of a sudden shit came leaking down my leg and he said, “Damn, girl, you have to get that shit fixed.” –6 train, 51st St Overheard by: Jason Labutka