I'm Pretty Sure She Meant 'Inconvenient'

Ghetto girl #1: So I took [the iPod].
Ghetto girl #2: See, if it was sitting on top I would take it, but I wouldn't go through their bag. That's just inconsiderate.--Downtown D trainOverheard by: Brian


Headline by: Lisa
Runners-Up:
· "But When I Stabbed Her I Kept My Pinkie Finger Sticking Out" - tech98
· "Comes With Nano-Sized Morals and Earbuds to Block Out the Sounds of Your Cellmates" - Mia A.
· "If You Still Want to Listen to Nelly Furtado, Steal Another iPod Within 12 Hours" - Hunter North
· "It's Not Like It Was Tied to His Wheelchair All That Tightly Either" - corey mcpubes
· "It's Only Rape If She's Wearing Undewear" - john
· "Martha Says: 'When Jacking Someone's Tunes, It's Proper to Leave an Origami Swan in Their Bag. It's a Good Thing.'" - Jatmos
· "Maybe She Was Borrowing It From a Friend, You Racist Fucks" - ceci
· "She's Practicing So She Knows How to Get Time Off For Good Behavior" - Shane
· "That Reminds Me of the Time I Found a Walkman Next to a Dead Rollerblader." - Hobo Whisperer
· "There's a Big Difference Between Stealing and Stealing" - Piret
· "When I Turned the Bag Upside Down, It Was on Top. DUH!" - Redneck Jedi

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