Wednesday One-Liners Go Back to School

Art teacher: Now you are true students of FIT! Nobody listens to directions!

--FIT


Suit on cell: I don't know if going through water is resistance or friction, do you? God! I am so tired of doing the kid's homework!

--46th between 7th & 8th


Female student: I think I'm gonna learn a lot. They were saying things that went, like, right over my head.

--Fordham

Overheard by: Jess McGins


NYU girl on cell: No, I'm not going to waste the credits. I'm just going to fail the class on purpose.

--Bleecker & Mercer

Overheard by: Kristin


Drunk chick: I'm majoring in the doggy-style orgasm.

--Slainte, 1st & Bowery

Overheard by: Genevieve


Professor to class: Most of you are familiar with the breasts of members of the opposite sex who are close to your own age.

--Columbia University Medical Center


Professor: I have no idea what you're saying, but I know you're wrong.

--Vanderbilt Hall, NYU

Overheard by: The King Adrock