Yeah? Welcome to the Outside of My Bus.

Lady: Why didn't you stop the bus for me on the other side?
Bus driver: Ma'am, I'm not allowed to open those doors at a non-designated stop.
Lady: Good Lord Jesus Christ, I am not your enemy. Who are you? The Terminator?
Bus driver: Stop being so hostile!
Lady: You're the one being hospitable! Ooo, you are soo hospitable!

--M15 bus