Virgin-For-Life: Clark Kent and Kal-El are the same goddamn thing, Joey! We are not having this conversation again! Jesus Christ! I’m going home! –Coney Island 20-Something Virgin-For-Life, noticing guy with Superman t-shirt: Look! That’s who I wanna be when I grow up! Clark Kent! Imagine just taking a suit off and becoming a superhero. –Empire State Building Overheard by: Guy With Superman t-shirt Virgin-For-Life: The intestinal epithelium is my dream tissue. –Albert Einstein College of Medicine, the Bronx Overheard by: Joshua Drumm Virgin-For-Life: He’s really sharp. He’s like the head of Voltron. –23rd between 5th & 6th