Wednesday One-Liners Are What They Are By Virtue of Their Relationships

Girl: ...because I feel like we're going out. It's just that he won't call me.

--Dunkin' Donuts, E 14th St

Overheard by: MK


Homegirl to boyfriend: No, no, that's not what I said, that's what you heard.

--1st & Ave B

Overheard by: Mollena


Girl: In the last few years, every time I go away to Paris with someone, I end up breaking up with them.

--San Loco, 7th St & 2nd Ave


B&T girl #1 to B&T girl #2: If you lived in NYC, you'd totally find a boyfriend. You totally, totally would.

--LIRR to Penn Station

Overheard by: Pia Peanutbuttas


Sassy chick: I was having a glass of wine with him, and he didn't have anything to say to me. So I licked his ear.

--Harlem

Overheard by: McN


Shrewd observer: That's not dating. It's called being on parole.

--West Building, Hunter College


Woman on cell: Well, I happen to like our Goddamn relationship, thank you very much!

--Central Park

Overheard by: Mike