Wednesday One-Liner, -Liner, Pants on Fire!

Guy pedalling rickshaw, on cell: No, I can't get there. I have no bike right now. No, I'm on the train at the moment.

--34th & Broadway


Man on cell: No, I'm not outside!...I'm in the bank!...I'm in the bank...I'm telling you, I'm in the bank!

--Barnes & Noble, Union Square


Middle-Eastern dude on cell: Right now I am coming in a taxi cab from JFK Airport...Yes, well, I understand your concern, but you see, I am driving the taxi.

--Starbucks, Columbus Circle

Overheard by: math tinder