Ghetto girl on cell: How you ‘spect me to find you? This map has, like, so many places on it! –Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Overheard by: vix Tourist: But we are in SoHo! –16th & 6th Overheard by: Yours Truly Tourist to MTA agent: Which train do I need to take to get to South Ho? –W 4th St subway station Overheard by: Emily Teenage tourist: Ohmigod…CBGB… BCBG…Whatever. We totally have to go! –22rd & 5th Overheard by: zr Tourist lady, pointing to Liberty Island: There are people over there. Why are there people over there?! –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: Not quite sure Jappy tourist: Hey, we’re trying to get back to New York Island; do you know the best way to get to 48th and 8th Avenue? –2nd St between A & B Overheard by: Where Am I? Yuppie tourist: Christina, Christina! Is this Ground Zero? –5th Ave, outside Plaza Hotel Overheard by: D