The Penis Mightier Than the Wednesday One-Liners

Small girl, pointing at an advertisement for Little Man: Look, Grandpa! He looks like a little man!...He has a huge penis!

--189th St


Braggart: My penis is heavier than a full-sized gruyere cheese.

--Red Hook


Guy dressed as a penis, on cell: If you don't get down to 14th and 6th in another 5 minutes, this is one dick you are not going to see!

--14th & 6th

Overheard by: Madhu Maganti


Guy: I'd give an inch of my dick for the fries at Les Halles. They're that good!...Ok, maybe half an inch.

--Park Avenue & 29th Street

Overheard by: 11221


Teen boy on cell: Hey, it's Big Daddy! You know, Big Daddy! You showed me your penis ring last night.

--Times Square

Overheard by: laura


Woman: Aaah! I've got baby penises in my eye!

--Sephora, Times Square


Girl: Ooh, she is going to be in so much trouble. She got caught smoking cock.

--Bed-Stuy