Small girl, pointing at an advertisement for Little Man: Look, Grandpa! He looks like a little man!…He has a huge penis! –189th St Braggart: My penis is heavier than a full-sized gruyere cheese. –Red Hook Guy dressed as a penis, on cell: If you don’t get down to 14th and 6th in another 5 minutes, this is one dick you are not going to see! –14th & 6th Overheard by: Madhu Maganti Guy: I’d give an inch of my dick for the fries at Les Halles. They’re that good!…Ok, maybe half an inch. –Park Avenue & 29th Street Overheard by: 11221 Teen boy on cell: Hey, it’s Big Daddy! You know, Big Daddy! You showed me your penis ring last night. –Times Square Overheard by: laura Woman: Aaah! I’ve got baby penises in my eye! –Sephora, Times Square Girl: Ooh, she is going to be in so much trouble. She got caught smoking cock. –Bed-Stuy