If It's That Much Fun, You Weren't Doing the Right Drugs

20-Something guy #1: I loved rehab.
20-Something guy #2: I did, too.
20-Something guy #1: You know, I'm so grateful for the friends.--19th & 8thOverheard by: Sebastian White


Headline by: Adam Nathan
Runners-Up:
· "And Don't Forget the Free Detox Poncho" - Toby
· "And By 'Friends,' He Means 'Points of Reference.'" - Jessica P.
· "And Your Daughters Appreciate Not Having to Say They Fell Down the Stairs at School" - Fake Jew
· "However, My Intervention Was a Bore." - Sean
· "If I Ever Get Lonely, I Know I Can Just Relapse." - Colin McCleod
· "It's Hard to Find People Who Understand My Smurf Porn Addiction." - John
· "Its Just Like Summer Camp! But With No Blow" - Liss
· "So No One Told Ya Life Was Gonna Be This Wayyy (Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap)" - pete
· "That's Spelled F-I-E-N-D-S" - Bostonian
· "They Were The Mayo On My Cold Turkey" - Hellboy
· "You Should See the Support at the Sexaholics Meeting" - Mike

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