Guy-at-Urinal #1: Out of all my streams of pisses lately, this is the clearest it’s been.
Guy-at-Urinal #2: You don’t say.
Guy-at-Urinal #1: Yeah, I half expected it to be blood red by now.
Guy-at-Urinal #2: That’s because you keep fucking the wrong people.

–Men’s bathroom, Penn Station

Overheard by: imperial frog