Wednesday One-Liners Suit Up

Suit on cell: I expected pus, but it's got little black specks in it.

--Pelham Bay Park, the Bronx

Overheard by: HelenA.Handbasket


Suit: When I said "fairy tale" I meant like Mother Goose--not Miss Dirty Martini!

--F train

Overheard by: braincurve


Suit #1 to suit #2: Oh sure, I've got a source. I can get you a kidney, no problem.

--Madison Square Park


Female suit on cell: I don't think you're hearing what I'm saying. I think you're in a very nagging place right now.

--Duane & Broadway

Overheard by: Rich Mintz


Middle-Aged suit: Boobies boobies boobies. Boobies boobies boobies...

--41st & 8th


Suit on cell: So there's gonna be total chaos on September 14th, but that's all we have planned so far.

--Church St

Overheard by: Dara


Suit: My goal in life is to one day sue someone.

--A train

Overheard by: LSB