JAP: Ew! I think the turkey in this salad is ham. –30th & 7th Overheard by: AJ Stone Sparkling conversationalist: I couldn’t eat for a while. It destroyed my appetite, and it totally killed the tapeworm. So tonight I can eat a good amount, but not a tapeworm amount. –Lafayette between 4th & Astor Overheard by: uncle frank Girl: I hate eating fish, except when my grandma makes it. She makes it taste like beef. –Central Park Girlfriend to boyfriend: It wasn’t just the egg roll, Jerry; it was all of last week. –Washington Square Discerning sniffer: It smells good in here…like Spam. –Medical office, Canal & Bowery Thug: Yo, do I still got mad hummus on my lip? –F station, 2nd Ave Overheard by: cara Woman to little girl: You stick that in your mouth now before I shove it down your throat! I bought that ice cream, now stick it! –11th & 1st Overheard by: Jamieson