Guy on cell: I don’t know, now she won’t sleep in the bedroom ’cause of the mobster, and she needs a ride to the Hamptons. –7th & Ave A Overheard by: Analt Guy: He’ll be here in another twenty minutes. He’s sleeping in the back of a car. –74th & 2nd Overheard by: Wendy Teenage girl: I know it’s so wrong, but I’m seriously lusting for luxury cars. I just want to lick them. I want to hump those leather seats! –WTC Path station Overheard by: Carine Suburban boy: Oh my God, driving in the city is most fun thing in the entire world! –Downtown R train Overheard by: confused Man: I had a bad night tonight. I stole a car, got two tickets. I shouldn’t-a stole that car. –Bodega, Brooklyn Overheard by: Flasteppi Drunk guy on cell: If you don’t have my money by 12 tomorrow, I’m gonna get your mother’s car and your sister’s car…I still love your sister, too, but you better have my money. –Union Turnpike-Kew Gardens E/F station Young woman: Where did all these cars come from? New York doesn’t have cars. –35th & 5th Overheard by: Frank & Alex