The AKC'S New Slogan

Park employee: Look, lady, if you want to have your dog off leash, you can bring it in after nine o'clock at night.
Upper-East-Side lady: Oh, that's a great idea. I'll just bring my dog into Central Park after nine...and get raped!
Park employee: What good is a dog if it can't stop you from getting raped?

--Central Park, 85th St