Museum patron: Tell me the story again about what happened to my bottom? –Cafeteria, the Met Woman to misbehaving child: Jamillah Fatima! Do not make me have to make the love connection to your behind on the C train! –Brooklyn bound C train Overheard by: ryan Girl: Man, it’s hotter that 50 butt cracks in here! –American Apparel, N 6th St, Williamsburg Idle dreamer: Man…I wish I had, like, 59 butts. –Apple Store, 5th Ave Overheard by: i still sell the iPods Walking VD: I told her straight up I only like her for her ass! –Kissena Blvd & 71st Ave, Queens Teen boy: I’m gonna spread your booty cheeks. –108th & Manhattan Overheard by: N Man: Shit, I’ll eat a pig’s ass if they fry it right. –471 Lincoln Place, Brooklyn Overheard by: Michael O’Connor