Woman: You better get that uvula home soon! –Brooklyn bound F train Overheard by: PoisonIvy Cracked-Out queer, holding US Weekly: Mmmmmm, Ashlee lookin’ good! You know why? Whole lotta crack in her belly! –1 train Guy: So they took out my spleen and rummaged through my internal organs… –1 train Overheard by: sara n. Woman on cell: I can’t believe it; your brain muscle must be telepathetic or something! –18th & Park Overheard by: edward Vendor: What if they test it and find that it’s from his ear?! –Wooster & Broome Professor: My favorite magazine is one for undertakers. It’s called Caskets and Sunnyside. You can order ears. Right ears, left ears; there’s a market for them. –Fordham Overheard by: Jess McGins Chick on cell: Wait, your uterus is what? What? Your uterus is what?! I’m on the street. I can’t hear–Oh, tilted! That’s totally fucked up. I’m sorry. –23rd & 6th