Ebert and Roeper at the Wednesday One-Liners

Woman, watching Jet Li movie preview: I won't see it. All they ever do is hop around, and I have no idea what's going on.

--AMC Theatre, W 42nd St

Overheard by: Jason


Slow learner: Yeah, we just got out of Miami Vice...Yeah, I've seen it twice. Trust me: do not see that movie!

--42nd between 9th & 10th

Overheard by: Ash


Young woman: When I went to see Snakes on a Plane, I didn't think there'd be snakes! On a plane!

--Regal Cinemas, Union Square


Tween boy: After seeing that movie, I have to say: Johnny Knoxville is the most suicidal person next to Jesus.

--C train

Overheard by: Dirty D


Ticket taker, directing people to theater: Go out the window and take a left.

--AMC 25, Times Square

Overheard by: L


Blonde girl: Isn't Short Circuit the movie with R2D2?

--Rooftop party, W 43rd

Overheard by: Esther


Guy in very crowded train: It felt like Schindler's List for a second there.

--7 train

Overheard by: giants fan