Woman, watching Jet Li movie preview: I won’t see it. All they ever do is hop around, and I have no idea what’s going on. –AMC Theatre, W 42nd St Overheard by: Jason Slow learner: Yeah, we just got out of Miami Vice…Yeah, I’ve seen it twice. Trust me: do not see that movie! –42nd between 9th & 10th Overheard by: Ash Young woman: When I went to see Snakes on a Plane, I didn’t think there’d be snakes! On a plane! –Regal Cinemas, Union Square Tween boy: After seeing that movie, I have to say: Johnny Knoxville is the most suicidal person next to Jesus. –C train Overheard by: Dirty D Ticket taker, directing people to theater: Go out the window and take a left. –AMC 25, Times Square Overheard by: L Blonde girl: Isn’t Short Circuit the movie with R2D2? –Rooftop party, W 43rd Overheard by: Esther Guy in very crowded train: It felt like Schindler’s List for a second there. –7 train Overheard by: giants fan