Hipster girl: …so then he was like, “Hi, remember me? I jumped you on the bridge three years ago!” –Union Square Overheard by: Gamoid Girl: There are so many hands on me right now. –1 train, Lincoln Center Girl on cell: So, I fell asleep on the bus the other day, and when I woke up, the guy next to me had his hand between my legs. –BX 12 bus Guy in wifebeater: Nah…Nah…That ain’t rape. That definitely ain’t rape. –W. Broadway & Spring Teen girl: What did I do this summer? I got fingered on a train, that’s what. Fucking bitches. –Union Square Overheard by: Vicksburg Dude on cell: I mean, I put her in some funny positions, but you must know her better by now…Hello? –4th St & 6th Ave Hipster girl to hipster guy: I’m really glad I ran into you! Maybe we could hump on this train too? –Q train, Canal St Overheard by: mike C.