Girl: I don’t think “Keep your legs closed” is part of Catholic mass. –Elevator, Brooklyn Law School dorm Guy on cell: That’s because I’m not a sinner…Well, I don’t consider that a sin. –50th & 7th Overheard by: Proud Sinner Man: If hell had a bathroom, this would be it. –LIRR bathroom, Penn Station Passenger: This is the train to hell–and we’re in the first car! –L train, passing 1st Ave without stopping Overheard by: Ciara&Andrea Girl on cell: It’s not selling your soul to the devil if it pays the rent. –Starbucks, 110th & Broadway Overheard by: M. Nofier Heathen: I’m worried because we’re going to Burning Man, which, you know, is not church camp. –Rope, Myrtle between Clinton & Vanderbilt, Brooklyn Overheard by: our lady mess Young queer: The Jesus man touched me funny! –36th & 6th Overheard by: He touched me too