Conductor: The next stop is…155th Street. –Uptown D train, 170th St Overheard by: Jess McGins Conductor, over radio: Hey, Steve, do we have to fill out an unusual occurrence report for being on time? –Amtrak train out of Penn Station Overheard by: Mike Conductor: This is a downtown 4 train making local stops. I repeat, this…Stop looking at me like that, nigga, or I’ll kill yo’ ass…This is a downtown 4 train making local stops… –Downtown 4 train Conductor, over loudspeaker: Come on! Step on the train. Don’t just look at the doors. Walk on! –N train Overheard by: Lila Conducter: This is the back! This is the back of the train! The back, as in not the front! –NJ Transit train, Penn Station Overheard by: stupid tourist Conductor: This is South Orange. South Orange. South Orange. [sound of a group of people cheering is heard over the speaker] Hallelujah! Hallelujah! This is South Orange! –NJ Transit train from Penn Station to Dover Conductor: We’re being held up by a C train in front of us. If you’re nervous or scared, we’ll be moving to our destination in a moment. No worries! –Uptown A train Overheard by: wasn’t too worried