Guy on cell: Yo, did you get me my plane ticket? I need to fuck this guy up and get the hell out of here. –MacDougal St Overheard by: Lauren Metro NY guy: Take the fuckin’ paper! –42nd & Vanderbilt Overheard by: didn’t take the fuckin’ paper Hipster boyfriend to hipster girlfriend: You can go fuck, fuck, fuck yourself, and I don’t fucking care, you fuck. –Bleecker & 8th Ave Overheard by: Patty K. Guy on cell: Fucking? Are you Fucking?…Beating off?…What’s that sound?…I don’t know; I’m out of guesses! –14th & 5th Overheard by: Thompson Construction worker, building a new school: So we fucked it up. It’s Friday anyway. I don’t have to look at it no more. –35th St & 35th Ave, Astoria Overheard by: Jillian B. Suit: And now she wants to be involved in my strategic planning initiative? Fuck her! –Rockefeller Plaza Overheard by: Brendan Rogak Little girl, receiving a stuffed frog from her parents: Fucking frog!! –122nd & Amsterdam Overheard by: frog-waiting-to-be-kissed