Queer: When I get stoned, my grundle itches. –6 train Overheard by: sheerah Street vendor, gesturing to enormous bong: No, no…this one is for tobacco. –St. Mark’s Elderly man: People are stupid! They don’t do pot! –R train Stoned guy: Man, why do chip manufacturers always put the crumbs at the bottom of the bag? –Columbia University Overheard by: bernard black Teenage gangsta: Yo, when I was in the shower, it totally tasted like weed. For real. –Lafayette & Houston Passenger: If you see a suspicious package or activity on the platform or train, don’t keep it to yourself. Tell a cop or an MTA employee or me. There might be some money or some weed in there. –4 train Overheard by: Mike Long-haired dude, picking up a cigarette butt: Man, that’s not what I wanted to smoke. –72nd & Columbus Overheard by: clarence rosario