Reverse-Necrophiliac: I hate dead people. They have such attitude. –Time Warner Center Elderly bathroom attendant, finding a used tampon on the floor: Whoever did this, I hope she die! That shit is nasty! I hope her pooty fall out and she die! –Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Leah Beirne Hefty guy: No, I will not take pictures of a dead body… Not if it only died for a few hours. –Target, Queens Blvd Overheard by: barbat Co-Worker on phone: If you do die 25 years ago, you don’t die now!

–52nd & 5th Proselytizer: Listen! Listen to me! You must abstain! Abstinence is the only way! I tell you the truth–if you have sex, you will get pregnant, you will get an STD, and you will die!

–125th St

Overheard by: slightly intrigued Woman: You’re born, yadda yadda yadda…You learn how to type. You get clarity. And then, ya die. –24th & 7th Overheard by: Dennis Compassionate man on cell: The kid died from an overdose…[laughs] But the kid died from a drug overdose. So it’s not my fault. –Whole Foods, Columbus Circle