Woman on cell: When you assume, you make an ass of yourself. –4th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Mark Hipster: Yo, what’s up with Filene’s Basement? That shit’s on the top floor! –Union Square Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer Tourist: Is that the Enron building? –Times Square Overheard by: Robyn Tourist to security guard: Are these all originals? –Impressionist Gallery, the Met Overheard by: j-diddy Female tourist: I could never live in Central America because I’d miss the ocean. –Restaurant bathroom, Little Italy Overheard by: Olia Girl looking at subway map: What about that thing, that star–“You are here”? They don’t have that? –(Moving) uptown 1 train, 59th St Overheard by: Jo White hipster girl: Is black semen black? –86th & Park