Friends Don't Let Friends Be Drug Mules

Black guy: I just really don't wanna go to prison in Africa.
White guy: Of course. And, if at any time you feel like that might be a possibility, the operation comes to a close. I value you and your sweet virgin ass and unslit throat over some cheap pot.
Black guy: That's how I know you're a real friend.

--Parking lot, LaGuardia

Overheard by: slightly confused