Guy on cell: I swear, I told you beforehand. I told you I was married. –Penn Station Overheard by: Nicole and Caitlin Five-year-old: Daddy, how come you ask all those women if they’re married? –14th & 6th Overheard by: Caroline McGraw Woman: I cannot wait ’til the wedding is over so I can go off this fucking diet! –51st & 6th Overheard by: jpnyc Female suit: It’s a funeral, not a wedding, you baboon. Bring your own sandwich. –59th & 10th Overheard by: marie