Girl: I’m almost too comfortable with old-people nudity. –Battery Park Overheard by: hannah Middle-Aged woman: Oh my God, you should have been there to see my husband naked-bodysurfing. –Thompson & Spring Man on cell: Yeah… I’m just calling to let you know the Naked Cowboy called in sick today because of the rain. Yeah, I’m going to take his place. I just wanted to let you know. OK. Bye. –48th & 2nd Young woman: There’s the Naked Cowgirl. She’s not all that. She’s not even that pretty! –Times Square Overheard by: Derek Powazek Girl: It’s not like when a guy sees you naked, he’s gonna be like, “Yo, I wish you were more muscular.” –College Walk, Columbia University Girl on cell: Because grown sisters naked in a room together is weird! –L train, Metropolitan Ave Overheard by: Must be weird Woman on cell: Naked on the couch?… God, I don’t blame you. –3rd & A Overheard by: Kira