Woman: See? I’m really good at boning. –Gavroche, 14th & 7th Overheard by: the immature restaurant guest Woman, yelling over to man during downpour: How come every man I date ends up getting me wet? –Water Club, 500 E 30th Overheard by: Carolyn Burly guy: Dude, can you help me get it up? –Gold’s Gym, 250 West 54th Teen: I was so thirsty. Anything that went in my mouth, I swallowed. –LIRR Overheard by: kaydot NYU trendoid: I need some nuts, like, hardcore. –MoMA Conductor: Please let the passengers get off before pushing on the train. Get them off. Get them off. Get them off fast! –Manhattan bound L train Overheard by: Philip Girl: Ooo! I’ll suck on it with you! –3rd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: confused grad student