Bus driver, to guy entering bus: Sorry, ladies only. –45th & 5th Overheard by: Jobee Tranny: Girl, you gotta keep that penis. –Midtown Chick on cell: I like the idea of having a penis. –Harlem Overheard by: hott bi luvr Woman: Unless they’re gay, in which case you should just pretend I said men instead of girls. But it’s all still true. –47th & 8th Man on cell: Everyone is asking me if I’m a lesbian this week. What is that about? –Christopher & Bedford Overheard by: staso Woman to co-worker: So he has all girls as daughters. –225 Broadway, 4th floor Overheard by: Jennifer Queer: God, I either need to fuck a boy or a trannie tonight! –13th & Broadway Overheard by: liza