Wednesday's Child is Full of One-Liners

Ten-year-old: If I work on my claw skills, I will always be able to tell what time it is!

--CVS, Lexington Ave


Child tourist: There's so many people. Don't they have jobs?

--Times Square

Overheard by: rae


Young boy: Were you sniffing my father?

--Bronx Zoo


Little girl: I can't wait 'til I have my own psychic friend.

--181st & Pinehurst

Overheard by: Josh h


Young boy: Mommy, I wanna go see the thongs.

--Saks

Overheard by: Butt Floss


Young girl tourist, exiting taxi: Goodbye! I love you! More than all the other cabs!

--Thompson & 3rd

Overheard by: kerm and mere


Little girl: You always make things up! You made this game up, you made the rules up, you even made me up!

--19th Ave, Brooklyn