Two Honks, a Whistle and a 'Nice Ass' Means He Needs Directions

Man in truck: [Honks horn]
Rollerblading girl: What the hell does he want from me?
Man in truck: [Wolf whistles] Yeah, baby!
Rollerblading girl: ...Oh. Sex.--50th & RiversideOverheard by: Vicksburg


Headline by: Jaya
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· "He Puts the 'F' in 'Keep on Trucking'" - LadyP
· "I Knew Those Knee Pads Would Come in Handy!" - jackster
· "In Germany It Means 'Let's Play Scrabble Sometime'" - briguy
· "It's Called a Chevy Pick-Up" - jason
· "Next on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom: Mating Calls of the North American Teamster" - Tom Beckett
· "Pointing at Your Crotch Just Doesn't Say It Anymore" - Bevan
· "The Etymology of 'Horny'" - wavyfrog
· "They Usually Want To Discuss Dialectical Materialism" - International Man of Leisure
· "Well That, and Directions to Maryland" - that1dude
· "What's Wrong With a Little Four by Foreplay?" - Elle

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