Yet for Some Reason, Not When It's Burning Three Inches from My Face

Asian chick: Do you have an extra cigarette?
Tall dude: Yeah, sure.
Asian chick: Do you have a light?
Tall dude: Yeah, here you go.
Asian chick: Can you light it for me? I'm afraid of fire.

--Cosmic Cantina, Park Slope

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