The Entire Boot Is in the Closet

Old lady #1: WHAAAA? REALLY?
Old lady #2: Yep, I heard she is.
Old lady #1: Wow, I didn't know she was that way.
Old lady #3: No! Lorraine Bracco can't be gay, 'cause she's Italian... like us!

--3rd Ave & Carroll St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: evilrobotmonkey