Who's Who in Wednesday One-Liners

Student: Did Mohammed invent Arabic with the Koran?

--Fordham University

Overheard by: Krisztina


Dude: Help me, Mr. Bloomberg. Please help me, Mr. Bloomberg.

--Rivington & Bowery

Overheard by: Miss V


Girl: Fuckin' Teddy Roosevelt. Who gives a shit about Teddy Roosevelt?

--5th & 10th


Tourist: I know Kenny Rogers. Doesn't he make chicken?

--Veniero's, 11th St

Overheard by: Caitlyn


Biker: I heard George Bush was supposed to be here. Where the hell's that bitch nigga at?

--World Trade Center


Professor: Madonna has the vulnerability of a cash register.

--Fordham

Overheard by: Jess McGins


Girl on cell: She was definitely trying to get me mad. She's like, "Yeah, people in L.A. hate New Yorkers." And I'm like, "Are you saying this because I said your boyfriend looks like Chuck Norris?"

--Astor Place

Overheard by: Laura