Guy to girlfriend: Will you just hold my fucking hand? –45th & Broadway Overheard by: waiting for my prince charming Guy: You know, I used to think cheating on girls was wrong. –Whitestone, Queens Overheard by: Michelle Young woman, looking at Lolita book jacket: Wow. This kind of reminds me of my relationship. –Borders, 33rd & 7th Overheard by: with a K Man on cell: No, dear, I do not want to hear what you’re doing to yourself right now. –Union Square Overheard by: Alexandra Woman, to man she’s just kissed: What was your name again? –2nd St & 1st Ave Man on cell: My wife is driving me crazy! She keeps following my girlfriend around! Wait, hold on, I have to take this call. Hello…Yeah I just stepped out of the office for a few minutes… Thanks, honey, you’re the best. –LIRR Overheard by: Sara Swank Girl on cell: He liked me too much, so I fuckin’ dumped him. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: buffalo