Hot chick: What’s the use of having penis-shaped cake pans if you’re not going to put them to use at least once a year? –Harlem Overheard by: Gnometastic Man on cell: Promise me, when you see the giant penis, you will NOT laugh! –78th between 2nd & 3rd Overheard by: Stacy in the City Guy: So I was sucking this guy’s dick… and he has kids! –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Ryan Guido: So did anyone else besides you have a cock in their mouth? –75th & 3rd Overheard by: Cody Careful planner: Now we have to get it out of your pocket and onto your penis. –168th & Broadway Guy on cell: So, how many inches do you think I am? –Columbia University Teen boy, looking into sex shop: Ooohhh…they got the dick pump! –38th & 8th