The Paradoxical Height Thing Makes Them Insecure and Eager to Please

Schoolgirl #1: You know that tall short blond girl?
Schoolgirl #2: You just described about 250 girls in our school.
Schoolgirl #1: Um... the one who isn't a whore.
Schoolboy: That narrows it down to about five.

--Manhattan bound F train

Overheard by: Fareeda