My Babies Will Be Ugly on the Inside, Just Like Their Mother

Teen #1: No, like, I feel BAD for ugly babies. It's not their fault.
Teen #2: I mean, it's like, oh my God, your little girl is so cute... what, it's a boy? Oh my God, I am so sorry.
Teen #3: People always thought I was a boy when I was little. It was, like, so weird. Because I was obviously really cute, and I... I still am. Right, ladies?
Teen #1: Um, can you hand me a paper towel?
Teen #2: I have a headache. Ugh. Damn morning-after pill. No ugly babies for me!

--TGI Friday's, 59th & Lex

Overheard by: not admitting she was in a T.G.I.Fridays