Just Because He's Morally Bankrupt Doesn't Mean He Was President

Teen girl #1: Did you watch the men's final on TV last weekend?
Teen girl #2: Yes, I did... those guys were hot!
Teen girl #1: How about Jimmy Connors -- did you see him?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, wasn't he a president or something?

--W train

Overheard by: Pat Merino